I once asked..

Here's something gross I want to share.
I had to take FRESH stool samples for three days for my physical health examination in December.

I was dreading it and I thought, if I didn't want to do it myself, other than my mom, who else would dig through my crap for me?
I asked him..would you take my stool samples for me if I asked? He said YES.

ok ok, I know that that is not the meaning of this note but I'm thinking more literal :)